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Keeping Up Appearances
Summers on the farm were spent taking care of all the chores that slip through the cracks of shorter, colder days with school—fixing fences, dehorning…
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Silk Suit, Black Tie. I Don't Need a Reason Why.
The first really nice, high end fashion item of clothing I purchased, ever I think, was a black silk jumpsuit from Beth Ditto’s eponymous plus-sized…
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This Magic Moment
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Hello World I'm Your Wild Girl, I'm your Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch, Cherry Bomb
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I'm Saving All My Rage For You
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Mistakes, I've Made a Few
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Everybody Hates a Tourist
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For Whom The Bell Tolls
The first time I saw Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hills, a 1996 documentary about the West Memphis Three was maybe during the Chicago…
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We've Got Five Years, My Brain Hurts a Lot
A few mornings ago I heard ambulance sirens all around my apartment.
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My Silver Spoon has Fed Me Good
Boomers to the Rescue: The Parents Who Pay for City Lives and How They Do It was New York Magazine’s February 10th cover story.
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Feeling Low Down, I'm Blue
So much sharing.
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To Whom It May Concern,
When I applied to become the New York Times restaurant critic, it wasn’t completely a prank.
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So you're opening a restaurant
Advice I wrote for an opening but never had the chance to give.
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Once Upon a Midnight Dreary
In 2021 I was invited to write an essay about my favorite glassware for Un Balloon, a beautiful hardbound journal published by Domestique Wine in…
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Attitude Adjustment Facility
Attitude Adjustment Facility
Our rapidly sluggish decline to the end times, but with humor! and food!
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